Couldn't have said it better myself.

Politeness

by A.A. Milne

If people ask me,

I always tell them:

"Quite well, thank you, I'm very glad to say."

If people ask me,

I always answer,

"Quite well, thank you, how are you to-day?"

I always answer,

I always tell them,

If they ask me

Politely.....

BUT SOMETIMES

I wish

That they wouldn't.

Alan Alexander Milne, you my friend,
are a champ.